I Feel Like I've Been Kicked in the Junk

I feel your pain, New York Mets baseball player. I'm too lazy to look up your name as I'm too busy licking my wounds from Bill's 2-1 week last week.
For crying out loud! The Chiefs? Really? What the f*#k Broncos? Suck it Orton.

I Feel Like I've Been Kicked in the Junk

Bill's Picks Week 17/Eliza Dushku's Birthday Reigns Supreme

A big Happy Birthday to Bill's favorite gal, Eliza Dushkoo. And thank you for the side boob, my lady.

Bill's Picks Week 17
49ers -7 over the Rams

Chiefs +13 over the Broncos

Titans -5 over the Seahawks

Bill's Picks Week 17/Eliza Dushku's Birthday Reigns Supreme

Bill and O.J. Say 'Happy Holidays!'

Thanks O.J.! I'm sure you're enjoying your holidays behind bars. How's the prison turkey? I bet it's dry.

And also a big thanks to Bill for going 1-2 over the weekend. His winning percentage still hovers at an all time high of 46%, but we've still got the playoffs and Super Bowl as equalizers.

Bet against Bill. O.J. should have.

Bill and O.J. Say 'Happy Holidays!'

Bill's Picks Week 16; Consequences of Not Betting Against Bill

You see what happens? Do you see what happens when you don't bet against Bill? This is what happens! This is what happens when you don't bet against Bill; my grandpa pees in your gas tank. Good luck getting home. The last time I checked cars don't run on crazy old man piss. So bet against Bill!

Bill's Picks Week 15
Titans -3 over the Chargers

Oakland +3 over the Browns

Panthers +6.5 over the Giants

Bill's Picks Week 16; Consequences of Not Betting Against Bill

Bill Goes 0-3; Don't Take Away my Burrito

As the prophecy has foretold before, Bill has begun his slide into the abyss as the NFL season draws to an exciting close. He went 0-3 over the weekend and while that won't solve our immigration problem, I'd like to give a little tip of the cap to the gentleman on the left for making a strong case for illegal immigration here in these fair United States.

To you sir I say, "Touche. This will be noted in future debates on the subject."

Bill Goes 0-3; Don't Take Away my Burrito

Bill's Picks Week 15/Bono a Douche?

Enjoy the bong rip son. If I know Bono he's about to ambush you. That's how leprechauns do things.

Bill's Picks - Week 15
Cardinals -12.5 over the Lions

Texans -12.5 over the Rams

Bears +11 over the Ravens

Bill's Picks Week 15/Bono a Douche?

Bill Wins; Rainbow Brite is Still Hot

As I sink deeper into depression as Bill wins, I can't help but be reminded of Rainbow Brite. Help comfort me Rainbow Brite; Bill has gone 2-1 again. For shame. I implore you Rainbow Brite hotties: save me. And please tell people to continue to bet against Bill. End communication.

Bill Wins; Rainbow Brite is Still Hot